NOMINATION: The Republican Party of the United States of America for Golden Killfile, Loony Maroon, George Pickett Memorial Trophy, and Busted Urinal

[Rhino]

TROLL-O-METER
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* \ *biological death
* _\/ *demonic apparition
* * *damned for all eternity

And, right on cue, Ubi's head explodes. And it's his head that explodes
first. And he even had the courtesy to upload a graphic of his head
exploding, convert it to ASCII art, and post it as proof!

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

TROLL-O-METER
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* \ *biological death
* _\/ *demonic apparition
* * *damned for all eternity

Kiss Checky's ass!
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[kensi]

Post by Checkmate
Kiss Checky's ass!
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You'll need a nosejob, a facelift, and three metric tons of mascara and
makeup to make that mug presentable. I'd refer you to some qualified
surgeons and suppliers in the Beverly Hills area, but I doubt you could
afford to even sit in their waiting rooms.

HTH, HAND.